Happiness is the satisfaction you feel when you love working.

Have you ever wondered why people speed up when they're approaching a red or yellow traffic light when it's obvious they won't make it?

Have you ever noticed why some areas have greater APM's (assholes per mile) than others?

Have you ever wondered if stupidity is an addiction?

Does the character form the face or the face form the character?

Try not to say something you might regret.

'Seems like there's a noise of so many people fighting and arguing when they don't have to... 

We'll rise to the level of our incompetence. After that, it's painfully obvious to others.

If the Earth was flat and had a handrail, we wouldn't have to watch our backside if we stood near the edge.

It's hard to forgive but, harder not to.

Try to say something nice....in case your mother can hear you.

Just sayin'....seems like somebody has to....

You're stuff is only good for a little while. After that, you probably don't need it.

Life moves in one direction. Anything that doesn't grow, dies.